December 2011
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Night of the Living Butts (part deux)
“What I don’t understand, Hammond, is why you apologize,” Jeremy said.  He sat, arms folded, watching the other two toss zombie bits onto a rather shoddily-constructed pyre. “What I don’t get is why you don’t help,” Richard grunted, flinging a pair of arms as high up as he could.  Which wasn’t very high, obviously, as he only stood two feet tall to begin with. “Manual labour,” Jeremy said,...
Dec 31st
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Night of the Living Butts
The day dawned bright and beautiful, with the spongy scent of rotting bodies riding on the sprightly spring breeze.  Jeremy, quite frankly, missed the smell of pollution. Sighing, he buckled his seatbelt and buzzed up the electronic garage doors.  Richard sat beside him, gleaming teeth revealed in all their sparkly beauty as the sun twinkled in. “Ready?” Jeremy asked.  He revved the SLS’s...
Dec 31st
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Heading up to North Bay!
Dec 31st
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wakingthegoldenwood: “Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin. “Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.” And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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Out to watch The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Zombie Top Gear, Bubba and Quilbur, and Jeremy/ Richard are going to have to wait. :D
Dec 30th
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Bored bored bored, and it looks like there's more...
malcs: SO: I believe I shall do some writing. Wanna prompt me?
Dec 30th
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Bored bored bored, and it looks like there's more...
SO: I believe I shall do some writing. Wanna prompt me?
Dec 30th
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Raidin' time.
Dec 29th
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yellowpoppyfields started following you HELLOOOOOOO
Dec 29th
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murbeft replied to your post: Jesus I am a good writer. I should totally do… TEARS OF JOY UPON MY TABLET RIGHT NOW My favourite part was the title, and its complete unrelatedness to anything in the beautifully-written story. I do it because I love you, Meeb.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Jesus I am a good writer. I should totally do that all of the time. Like. Really.
Dec 29th
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God, but I missed them.
Dec 29th
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theinterceptors replied to your post: Download done. SEE YOU BITCHES LATERRRR! happy watching (?)!! no spoilers y/n? No spoilers, of course not.  If I’m totally unable to contain myself I’ll put it under a cut and mark it with ‘spoliers.’
Dec 28th
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Download done. SEE YOU BITCHES LATERRRR!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I NEED A LIIIIIINK
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Michael [conspicuously]: I'm going to go stretch my back and do some exercises.
[2 hours later]
Mom: I think Michael's gone to have a nap.
Mom: Yeah, "going to stretch his back," right. On the couch.
Mom: *eyeroll*
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Just saw Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
It was fantastic. But now my arm hurts, because my mom punched me every time there was a loud noise - which, spoiler alert - was all the fucking time. Also, Michael felt it necessary to dramatically remove the snow from the car while shouting the Mission Impossible theme song. Good movie though. Go see it. Just maybe not with my mom.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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My mom is singing a lullaby to the dog.
She’s making it up as she goes along, and it mostly consists of, “Lay your head down on the pil-low and gooooo tooooo sleeeeeeeeep.”
Dec 27th
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vrprprp-fassbender replied to your post: vrprprp-fassbender replied to your post: Okay…. You have no idea how ~down I am for that. Can this happen for realzies? Seriously. If I can scrape together enough money, it’s going to happen.
Dec 27th
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vrprprp-fassbender replied to your post: Okay. Christmas is finally over. this. although the only negative to this, is that Starbucks will stop selling that amazingly perfect peppermint hot chocolate. no. my creys. Next year, let’s do Christmas together.  In like, Greece or St. Lucia or something.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Okay. Christmas is finally over.
Thank god.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Don't mind me, just buying more of Clarkson's...
Dec 27th
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About to head out to my friend's mom's house for a...
Dec 26th
diemarysues: malcs: diemarysues replied to your post: Christmas with my Dad’s fiancee’s family… aaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m so sorry bb I only just saw this D= NOT HELPFUL, ANILA. I was counting on you. I was counting on all of you. shh shh shh I will kiss fuck it all better You can’t just stick your dick in and assume that will make up for the family trauma I just suffered through. ...
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diemarysues replied to your post: Christmas with my Dad’s fiancee’s family… aaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m so sorry bb I only just saw this D= NOT HELPFUL, ANILA. I was counting on you. I was counting on all of you.
Dec 26th
I was "gently" awoken this morning by my frantic...
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